Amsterdam Gay Pride Parade Miscommunication
Amsterdam Gay Pride is a city wide celebration of homosexuality that takes place every year on the first weekend of August. I like to think of it as a celebration of sexuality in all...
Category: Accidents & Embarrassments
The Lie That Got Out Of Control
“I’ve not seen you for a while. Did you have your hair cut here last time?” It was a simple enough question. I had no idea at the time that it was going to...
How Accident Prone I Am – Visual Guide
Here is a quick visual guide to some of the accident prone things I’ve done over the years:1) Age 6 – Attempted to give myself a haircut by removing a large clump of hair...
Surviving The Dangerous City of Cologne
The City of Cologne is very dangerous. That’s not to say that it isn’t a very nice city. There are the appropriate amount of historical buildings for tourists to take photos of, there are...
The Dutch Pannenkoeken Farce
7:45pm – INT – RESTAURANT ENTRANCE A family of four enters the Pannenkoeken house and waits by the entrance. They are approached by a waiter. He is a young waiter. He probably works at...
My Reputation Precedes Me… Again
Last Tuesday I was standing in a queue outside the Melkweg in Amsterdam, waiting to see Flight of the Conchords live on stage. I’d been looking forward it for weeks and had shown up...
