The Dangers of Being Accident-Prone
“I’m not as accident-prone as I used to be,” stated the blog post that was originally going to be here. It was part of a personal update about life and blogging during the time...
Tagged: Accident Prone Stories
A collection of all my accident prone stories
The Barbecue That Goes Wrong
I am terrible at barbecuing. None of my barbecuing attempts have worked out successfully. I’ve flooded the garden and surrounding neighborhood with smoke. I’ve over-cooked meat, under-cooked meat and I’ve burnt myself several times....
The Fake Sun Tan
As a man with ginger hair I have had to accept that I will never be capable of having a proper sun tan. It is scientifically impossible. My light hair and pale sensitive skin...
The Time I Accidentally Attacked A Dutch Waitress
The other day I physically attacked a waitress. I didn’t mean for it to happen. She certainly didn’t deserve it. She had been polite, she hadn’t kept us waiting for long and she had...
How Accident Prone I Am – Visual Guide
Here is a quick visual guide to some of the accident prone things I’ve done over the years:1) Age 6 – Attempted to give myself a haircut by removing a large clump of hair...
Surviving The Dangerous City of Cologne
The City of Cologne is very dangerous. That’s not to say that it isn’t a very nice city. There are the appropriate amount of historical buildings for tourists to take photos of, there are...
