What Happened When I Lost My Bike in Amsterdam
“On the bright side, at least this means I am finally fully integrated.” I said cheerfully. My wife did not seem to share my enthusiasm. We were standing in front of an empty bike...
“On the bright side, at least this means I am finally fully integrated.” I said cheerfully. My wife did not seem to share my enthusiasm. We were standing in front of an empty bike...
“Excuse me. Do you know where the red light district is?” It was the kind of question I had gotten used to being asked in Amsterdam a lot. Usually it was asked by tourists...
If you spend a lot of time walking around Amsterdam it is inevitable that at some point a tourist or a group of tourists will ask you for directions. They seem to have a...
As an Englishman I have a unique point of view on the Netherlands. This point of view is usually a foot or two lower than that of the average Dutchman given their extreme height....
Crew Members Log: Conditions on board the tour boat are harsh. We have been patrolling the canals of Amsterdam for 20 minutes now and supplies are running low. There are only two French audio...
The following takes place between 11:30pm and 11:35pm on a street in Amsterdam near central station. As I attempted to unlock my bike I was approached by a tourist with a strange smile on...