Why Trying To Speaking Dutch Feels Like Being A Spy
After five years of living in Holland I have come to a conclusion that has not been easy to accept. I have been trying to ignore this revelation for some time but I must...
Author: Stuart
Quote of the Week: Nieuw Nieuw Straat
English co-worker: “The bar is on new new street? There is actually a street called new new street? Cool.” American co-worker: (Commenting to Dutch co-worker) “New New Street? Floris your people are dumb.” English...
Dutch Train Ticket Criminal
I am a criminal. I have broken the rules of our society and paid the price. People will judge me for the rest of my life. As I walk down the street I already...
Halloween in Holland – Scaring and Confusing The Dutch
It’s Halloween in Holland. A time when the undead walk the earth looking for candy. As a horror movie fan I always enjoyed this time of year and the basic special effects make-up techniques...
Drunken Train Fiasco
Post Drunk Check List: Hangover: UnfortunatelyBones: IntactLocation: Home, thank godDignity: Warning! Major damage to the load bearing structures! I’ve been less accident prone lately. In general this is a good thing for me but...
Need Sleep
I am not a morning person. I never have been and I probably never will be. I usually stumble out of bed looking like an extra from a zombie movie as I search for...
