Quote Of The Week: English
THE WIFE “Ugh. I just can’t seem to speak right English today.” ME “You seem to be doing fine to me.” THE WIFE “You’re just say that. English is easy for you since it’s...
Category: Quotes
Quote Of The Week: Speed Bumps
The following conversation took place during a drive back from London, after passing through a street with a great many speed bumps (something that England is famous for): My mother (From the back seat)...
Quote Of The Week: Rash Decisions
ME Do you realize I’ve been living in Holland for almost ten years? WIFE (With a grin on her face) Oh? In that case we should start talking Dutch all the time. ME (Looking...
Quote Of The Week: Email Miscommunication
Thursday morning at the office started with an email from the HR department: To: All Subject: Mikka is dead… His body is in the HR office for anyone who would like to say good...
Quote of the Week – Showing Concern
Overheard on the 7:30am train from Rotterdam to Amsterdam on a snowy December Monday morning. NS Train Conductor (Talking in to her radio) “I think we ran over something. Did you feel it?” NS...
Quote of the Week: Original Cast
The following takes place between 10:45 and 10:55 at a party during a discussion about West End stage shows in London between my girlfriend and a friend of ours. The original conversation took part...
