Quote Of The Week: Speed Bumps

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The following conversation took place during a drive back from London, after passing through a street with a great many speed bumps (something that England is famous for):

My mother
(From the back seat)
“Do you have speed bumps in Holland?”
My Dutch Wife
(From the passenger seat)
“Yes. Since we don’t have hills we need speed bumps, otherwise the country really would be completely flat.”

Stuart

Stuart is an accident prone Englishman who has been living in the Netherlands since 2001. Even his move to the country was an unintentional accident, the result of replying to a cryptic job advertisement he found one day in a local British magazine. Since then he has learned to love the Dutch (so much so that he married one of them) and now calls the country home. He started the blog Invading Holland in 2006 as a place to share his strange stories of language misunderstandings, cultural confusions and his own accident prone nature.

9 Responses

  1. Valentina says:

    ahahahah, cool your Dutch Wife! Fantastic!

  2. dragonlady says:

    What about the Dutch Alps

  3. VallyP says:

    Good answer! And she’s right too :-)

  4. So, would any form of elevation (if they exist) in the Dutch landscape be called “grassy speed bumps?” Heuvel = Grassy speed bump.

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