Accidentally Dutch Blog

Speculoos Secret Stash 18

Speculoos Secret Stash

Regular readers of this blog will already know the story about my crippling speculoos addiction, how I was unable to control myself and the long, difficult struggle I went through to become a normal...

Quote Of The Week: Rash Decisions 21

Quote Of The Week: Rash Decisions

ME Do you realize I’ve been living in Holland for almost ten years? WIFE (With a grin on her face) Oh? In that case we should start talking Dutch all the time. ME (Looking...

The Trouble With Tourists 21

The Trouble With Tourists

It is a widely excepted fact that tourists are strange. It is also a widely accepted fact that they do strange things. At the start of spring confused looking tourists clutching maps suddenly appear...

Grenade! 22

Grenade!

“Have you heard this song before?” My wife asks as she turns up the radio a little for me to hear the lyrics. “It’s so weird.” “No, I’ve… Wait… What’s he singing?” “I’d catch...