The Time I Was Almost Arrested By Dutch Police
It took me by surprise when the police car suddenly pulled up alongside me. Two Dutch police officers quickly exited the vehicle with the determination of movie cops on their way to stop some...
Category: Law and Order
Frisian Independence
Dear people of Holland, As you know I successfully declared myself the king of your country sometime ago. This happened when I put up flyers around Amsterdam announcing the news and no one objected...
Breaking The Law In Holland
I have broken the law. I am a criminal. I might even be a master criminal. It is hard to tell at this moment since my criminal career has only just begun. However, there...
Voting Card 2012
A lot of people have contacted me today regarding an error with their voting cards for today’s general elections here in the Netherlands. I wish to apologize deeply for this mistake and have made...
Dutch Election Mix-up
Dear leaders of Holland’s various political parties, I could not help but notice that you have all been working very hard and putting a lot of effort in to your campaigns. I have no...
