Dreadfully Dutch Fake Facts – Part 1
1) Everyone in Holland is 6’5 tall. Any Dutch person who has not reached this height by their 21st birthday is exiled to Belgium. 2) Due to a series of escalating over exaggerated tourists...
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The Englishman Who Spoke Good English
It has finally happened. After all the years of waiting and hoping and wondering how I would respond it has finally happened, the one thing I have been waiting for all this time. I’ve...
Surviving The Dangerous City of Cologne
The City of Cologne is very dangerous. That’s not to say that it isn’t a very nice city. There are the appropriate amount of historical buildings for tourists to take photos of, there are...
Photos Uit Amsterdam: Is This You?
Spotted sellotaped to the tram stop at Koningspein in Amsterdam: I foresee two possible outcomes. One will result in a very touching scene between a father and son a few years from now when...
Quote of the Lifetime – Getting Married
My Girlfriend: (Down on one knee) “Will you marry me?” Me: (After a full minute of hyperventilating like a girl) “YES!” I just have to hope she stops singing, “All the women who are...
The Dutch Pannenkoeken Farce
7:45pm – INT – RESTAURANT ENTRANCE A family of four enters the Pannenkoeken house and waits by the entrance. They are approached by a waiter. He is a young waiter. He probably works at...
