Awfully British Fake Facts – Festive Edition
1) Christmas lights blink out secret festive messages in Morse code when no one is looking. 2) Presents are placed under the Christmas tree where the squirrels who live there can protect them. 3)...
Category: Lies About The Dutch
Awfully British Fake Facts – Part 3
1) The English are only polite to hide the terrible secret they keep. 2) Contrary to popular belief the English did not invent the English language. They simply found it in a book one...
Dreadfully Dutch Fake Facts – Part 4
1) The Netherlands sometimes goes by the name Holland for tax reasons. 2) Holland is not below sea level. The sea is above Holland level. 3) The word ‘gezellig’ was successfully translated into English...
Dreadfully Dutch Fake Facts – Part 3
1) There are two types of Dutch people. Those who wear clogs and those who don’t. They have a bitter rivalry. 2) Queen’s Day is the celebration of the life and work of 80’s...
Dreadfully Dutch Fake Facts – Part 2
1) The original spelling of ‘Netherlands’ had to be changed in 1834 when the country was almost sued for infringement of copy right law by the inhabitants of Neverland. 2) Contrary to popular belief...
Awfully British Fake Facts – Part 2
1) Buses, phone boxes and letter boxes are all bright red because every English person is colour blind. If buses, phone boxes and letter boxes were not red no one would go anywhere, phone...
