My Surprise Dutch Stag Party – Part 1
“I could be over thinking it but it just seems a little too suspicious,” I told my soon to be wife, “One would not have been that suspicious but there are three of them....
Accidentally Dutch Blog
British Sophistication – The Foil Top Plastic Wine Glass
England. Home of cricket, good showmanship, afternoon tea, the Queen, Winston Churchill, the British stiff upper lip and now; the classy foil top plastic wine glass (the funniest thing I saw during my recent...
Awfully British Fake Facts – Part 2
1) Buses, phone boxes and letter boxes are all bright red because every English person is colour blind. If buses, phone boxes and letter boxes were not red no one would go anywhere, phone...
The Dutch House Guide
Dutch houses (particularly those found in Amsterdam) are extremely dangerous and under no circumstances should they be bought, rented, lived in, squatted in, visited or stepped foot therein. When looking for accommodation in Holland...
How (Not) To Pick Up Dutch Girls – Part 2
It is nine years ago. I have only been in the Netherlands for two months. I am standing at the bar waiting to order drinks as the club’s music rings in my ears and...
How (Not) To Pick Up Dutch Girls – Part 1
It is a late summer evening six years ago. I am still young, free and single. I am standing at the checkout of my local Albert Heijn super market. The young and attractive Dutch...
